I suppose now is the time to say that animation itself is decent. So what was the point of he “How we got here” thing if it only took 2 MINUTES to get back to it? Scorch being loud ends waking up the monsters on the planet, leading the opening shot. He heads inside the ship where the babies are. Which is why his mission to save some babies is not going well. Scorch rarely listens to Gary cuz he’s an asshole. Gary works at mission control, while Scorch is the hero astronaut guy. Our hero ,Gary, voiced by Rob Coddrody (Yes, Ron Fox from the previously reviewed Harold and Kumar 2) stops so he can use his narration to take us back to how this started. We see Scorch, voiced by Brenden Frasier, running with some fellow alien babies in tow. This movie opens on the ice planet of name not spellable. While this isn’t nearly as bad as that film, it’s still Bad. It comes to us from The Weinstein company, who always brings us such classics as HOODWINKED 2. No, no one sued the makers for breaking every law of cinema. It was pretty much doomed from the start, as it got tons of lawsuits all over the place. While it was able to make 70 mil on it’s 40 mil budget worldwide, it got some pretty weak reviews. It was the first animated film of the year, and it looked like Crap. I’ve liked plenty of movies (Epic, The Croods, Gi Joe 2) which is more than most.īut back on track, there’s one animated film that I saw early on that I’ve been dying to tear apart. Even Iron Man 3, which I loved, isn’t showing up on lists of the best movies so far. It’s been a weak year so far, as only a few movies have been unanimously loved. What’s going ON this year?! It hasn’t been as awful as people are saying but 2012 didn’t gave us movies THAT bad! Of course now we’re just getting the “eh” movies so whatever. Movie 43, A good day to die hard, Grown ups 2,A haunted House, The host. It’s currently August…and there are tons of 2013 movies I want to review already. If the movie won’t bother to get a good tagline, why should I try?
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